Hi, I'm Donna!
I'm 23 years old
and I'm back in Syracuse
I'm fun, outgoing, and I
like pretty much
and some cute boy.
I love meeting new people
so be sure to leave me messages
How To Tell If Somebody Loves You:
Somebody loves you if they pick an eyelash off of your face or wet a napkin and apply it to your dirty skin. You didn’t ask for these things, but this person went ahead and did it anyway. They don’t want to see you looking like a fool with eyelashes and crumbs on your face. They notice these things. They really look at you and are the first to notice if something is amiss with your beautiful visage!
Somebody loves you if they assume the role of caretaker when you’re sick. Unsure if someone really gives a shit about you? Fake a case of food poisoning and text them being like, “oh my god, so sick. need water.” Depending on their response, you’ll know whether or not they REALLY love you. “That’s terrible. Feel better!” earns you a stay in friendship jail; “Do you need anything? I can come over and bring you get well remedies!” gets you a cozy friendship suite. It’s easy to care about someone when they don’t need you. It’s easy to love them when they’re healthy and don’t ask you for anything beyond change for the parking meter. Being sick is different. Being sick means asking someone to hold your hair back when you vomit. Either love me with vomit in my hair or don’t love me at all.
Somebody loves you if they call you out on your bullshit. They’re not passive, they don’t just let you get away with murder. They know you well enough and care about you enough to ask you to chill out, to bust your balls, to tell you to stop. They aren’t passive observers in your life, they are in the trenches. They have an opinion about your decisions and the things you say and do. They want to be a part of it; they want to be a part of you.
Somebody loves you if they don’t mind the quiet. They don’t mind running errands with you or cleaning your apartment while blasting some annoying music. There’s no pressure, no need to fill the silences. You know how with some of your friends there needs to be some sort of activity for you to hang out? You don’t feel comfortable just shooting the shit and watching bad reality TV with them. You need something that will keep the both of you busy to ensure there won’t be a void. That’s not love. That’s “hey babe! i like you okay. do you wanna grab lunch? i think we have enough to talk about to fill two hours!” It’s a damn dream when you find someone you can do nothing with. Whether you’re skydiving together or sitting at home and doing different things, it’s always comfortable. That is fucking love.
Somebody loves you if they want you to be happy, even if that involves something that doesn’t benefit them. They realize the things you need to do in order to be content and come to terms with the fact that it might not include them. Never underestimate the gift of understanding. When there are so many people who are selfish and equate relationships as something that only must make them happy, having someone around who can take their needs out of any given situation if they need to.
Somebody loves you if they can order you food without having to be told what you want. Somebody loves you if they rub your back at any given moment. Somebody loves you if they give you oral sex without expecting anything back. Somebody loves you if they don’t care about your job or how much money you make. It’s a relationship where no one is selling something to the other. No one is the prostitute. Somebody loves you if they’ll watch a movie starring Kate Hudson because you really really want to see it. Somebody loves you if they’re able to create their own separate world with you, away from the internet and your job and family and friends. Just you and them.
Somebody will always love you. If you don’t think this is true, then you’re not paying close enough attention.
Splash Mountain: You're strapped to a log and thrown over a waterfall
Star Tours: Canonically incorrect Star Wars.
Jungle Cruise: Bad Puns.
Jungle Cruise: The ride you go on when Indiana Jones breaks down.
Pirates of Caribbean: Hey look we added Johnny Depp!
Haunted Mansion: We wanted to remind you of your inevitable death.
Big Thunder Mountain Railroad: Yep still closed.
Peter Pan: Why the fuck is this a 40 minute wait.
Snow White: Give your kids nightmares!
Pinocchio: Fun is bad mm'kay?
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride: You go to hell
Dumbo: You get kinda sorta dizzy
Casey Jr. Train: All aboard the train to shameville
it's a small world: 'nuff said
Rodger Rabbit: Why does this have a fast pass again?
Everything Else in Toontown: Screaming children.
Space Mountain: Wait an hour in line only to have it break down when you get to the front.
Winny the Pooh: All the benefits of an LSD trip.
Disneyland Railroad: I'm in Toontown and I really don't want to walk to Main Street.
Mad Tea Party: I really need help throwing up.
Tower of Terror: I hope you like shitting your pants.
Soarin' Over California: I guess you can kinda smell things?
Radiator Springs Racers: Waiting In Line The Ride
Luigi's Flying Tires: The illusion of control.
Mater's Junkyard Jamboree: I need help throwing up.
Silly Symphony Swings: I want to throw up and also shit my pants.
California Screamin': Here's the roller coaster now shut up.
Mickey's Fun Wheel: Hey I have an idea on how to make a ferris wheel terrifying.
Goofy's Sky School: Stuck inside a sardine can with a side of whiplash
Ariel's Undersea Adventure: Hey it's inside and I can sit down
All of Bug's Land: I hope you brought a three year old.
Monster's Inc: Bring back the Whoopie Goldberg ride